What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:57

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
What's wrong with white women?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How do I build muscle easily with isometrics?
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do all rocket engines emit harmful gases into the atmosphere during launch?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
Still no good
No way